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[Thorne]

Sad:

"Wayne Gretzky was skinny enough in his prime to win
the Tour de France. Dennis Rodman could have [won the
Tour] if it wouldn't have bored him to death. Alex
Rodriguez would have if there were more money in it.
. . . Anybody who ever carried the football once in the NFL
is a better athlete than even cycling's best ever." 
--Mike Imrem, writing in Chicago's Daily Herald

If your stomach can take it, read the whole thing at
www.dailyherald.com/sports/col_imrem.asp?intid=38194111