BIKE: Coincidence?

[Lane S. Wimberley]

Although these interactions are frustratinly brief, a good response,
given the chance, would be, "No, YOU get off the road during rush
hour!"  Or perhaps, "Get on a BIKE during rush hour!"

The little-mentioned eleventh commandment that Moses forgot to tell us
about after his little chat with God up on the mount was, Thou shalt
NOT, under any freakin' circumstances, cause any driver of a big-ass
SUV even a second's delay whilst riding a bike, because he doesn't
give one rat's ass about you, your safety, the concerns of your
wife/kids/family/friends, let alone about the fact that you are
trying to solve a problem that he is contributing to, and that we all
suffer from.  All that matters is that he be afforded the shortest,
most direct path from point A to his fat-ass couch, chips, beer and
football.

-Lane, who, wiping the spittle from his screen, feels, yes, a little better

PS Driver Of SUV Backs Over Sunbather on Florida Beach

    http://www.local6.com/news/2573348/detail.html



Loren Schooley writes:
> 
> > SUV to cyclist: "GET OFF THE ROAD DURING RUSH HOUR!"
> 
> Now that is irony. Or is it an oxymoron?
> 
> _______________________________________________
> Get on or off this list here:  http://lists.bicycleaustin.info/listinfo.cgi/forum-bicycleaustin.info




-- 
_______________________________________________________________________
Lane Wimberley             8303 N. MoPac, Suite A-300  Austin, TX 78759
Wayport, Inc.                512.519.6195 (voice)    512.519.6200 (fax)

	A horse breeder has his young colts bottle-fed after they're three
days old.  He heard that a foal and his mummy are soon parted.